How Not to Die

Over the past few weeks, there had been a number of bizarre fatalities reported. People’s common sense never cease to amaze me.

March 10: Boy dies from mimicking sand ninjas in Naruto. He was buried head first in a sandbox by his friend. When the boy started thrashing around, his friends thought he was just joking around. When they realized he was in danger, it was pretty much too late. Boy was given CPR and flown to the hospital where he died 2 days later.

March 22: A 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull may have been accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative. The child was dropped off by his mother to spend the day at his relative when the woman accidentally fell on him.

March 25: Woman was pronounced dead after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband was trying to install a satellite but when he failed to punch a hole through the exterior wall, he resorted to shooting the wall.

Sources:
SeattlePi.com [Boy, 10, buried in sandbox game, dies]
Yahoo! News [ Obese relative may have crushed toddler]
KHQA [Man shoots wife while installing satellite TV system]

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